OK, this has been freaking me out ever since the game went gold and I can't hold it in anymore.

I mean, just LOOK at this:

and THIS:

It's unnatural I tellz ya.  An affront to the Natural Order of Things. 

Gives me the willies each and every time I see him attempting to smile.

That the Kona animation can only hold the fake, insincere, smile for a few seconds before lapsing into his natural frown is the best part of it, I admit.  But, I will also admit I was completely  freaked out the first time he attempted to smile at me.  And I still am getting a chuckle (if a little worried one) whenever I see it.